your hand will
never forget. It
was the best
46 inch loofah
ever created by
a flaming vice-chancellor.
I can recall
several years ago
the very unfortunate
moment when FilmSoc
projectors went viral
due to a
corrupt capacitor. Fortunately,
the President was
more than able
to subdue the
overwhelming sexual urge
he had towards
his former tutor
, 20 years abroad