50 Shades of FilmSoc

your hand will

never forget. It

was the best

46 inch loofah

ever created by

a flaming vice-chancellor.

I can recall

several years ago

the very unfortunate

moment when FilmSoc

projectors went viral

due to a

corrupt capacitor. Fortunately,

the President was

more than able

to subdue the

overwhelming sexual urge

he had towards

his former tutor

, 20 years abroad