Whether or not this has been attempted I feel new ground it being broken with this, the inaugural Caption Competition of Term 1 (a bit early I guess but meh) using a slight Trek theme
When it came to Ikea self-assembly furniture, Picard just couldn’t make it so…
The Frenchman was delighted when Royal Mail delivered his guillotine.
Rebooting the Next Generation:
Less diplomacy,
More crossbows.
Picard always liked to be prepared when meeting Lwaxana to ‘discuss diplomatic relations’…