Films WSC would never show (probably)

Films
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I’ve been dulling the pain of deadlines with bargain bin films. For anyone who needs to reduce their IQ but can’t afford alcohol, here are some suggestions:

D-tox
This started off ok but you could see the who dunnit plot twist a mile away despite of the fact that the choice of who the murderer was contradicted earlier continuity. Oh dear. Reduces IQ by 65%.

Aeon Flux
Kind of ok I guess. If you want to see what happens when a woman with four hands and no feet trys to break into a government facility guarded by aggressive pine cones and particularly sharp grass then this film might be for you. Reduces IQ by 55%.

Ultraviolet
An extended video game cut scene. Reduces your IQ by 60%

The Punisher
This was pretty bad even for a bargain bin film. Tried to be dark but still felt like a light weight comic book film. Reduces IQ by 80%.

Chronicles of Riddick
This was actually kind of enjoyable in a silly kind of way. Reduces IQ by 20%.

Striking Distance
Its Die Hard on a boat only not as good. I suppose that makes it Die Hard 2 on a boat. Reduces IQ by 15%.

2

I’m tempted to offer “Picking up the Pieces”, but know that i would be retaliated against in an extreme (though perhaps warranted way), so instead i shall offer up “Son of the Mask” - truely woeful :!:

3

I think I’m playing it safe by suggesting Boa vs. Python. The user comments on IMDb say it all.

4

I thinking anything with J lo as the lead actress,

epecially ‘enough’ ! What toilet ! :lol:

5

Unfortunately, it’s already been done. Gigli as the mystery film at the AllNighter, anyone?

6

I am glad to say I did not witness such folly !